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08. Dezember 06
... dem es schlechter geht als dir! also selbst wenn du kurz vor dem 40er denkst, es geht nicht mehr, dann kommt von irgendwo eine geschichte her, die alles wieder relativiert:
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that’s nothin’," said the 70-year-old. "When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year- old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?"
"I don’t wake up until 7:00."
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